Joke of the Day

A married couple was in a terrible accident where the man's face wasseverely burned. The doctor told the husband that they couldn't graftany skin from his body because he was too skinny. So the wife offered todonate some of her own skin.However, the only skin on her body that the doctor felt was suitablewould have to come from her buttocks. The husband and wife agreed that theywould tell no one about where the skin came from, and they requested that thedoctor also honor their secret. After all, this was a very delicatematter.After the surgery was completed, everyone was astounded at the man's newface. He looked more handsome than he ever had before! All his friendsand relatives just went on and on about his youthful beauty!One day, he was alone with his wife, and he was overcome with emotion ather sacrifice.He said, "Dear, I just want to thank you for everything you did for me.How can I possibly repay you?"She replied, "Darling, I get all the thanks I need every time I see yourmother kiss you on the cheek"...