Amazing answers by kids in their exams

This is something which makes me smile. Yeah, they answers given by Kids… they are so innocent and cute ones around us. I cannot believe, we were also like them few years back :D. I would sometimes like to bring the kid inside me out and enjoy as they do. That’s so much of fun. When I read these answers, I was laughing like anything. See, it will also make you smile.

Following are some of the answers provided by kids in their exams

• A vibration is a motion that cannot make up its mind which way it wantsto go.


• The tides are a fight between the Earth and Moon. All water tendstowards the moon, because there is no water in the moon, and nature abhorsa vacuum. I forget where the sun joins in this fight.


• There is a tremendous weight pushing down on the center of the Earthbecause of so much population stomping around up here these days.


• When you breathe, you inspire. When you do not breathe, you expire.


• Many dead animals in the past changed to fossils while others preferredto be oil.


• Genetics explain why you look like your father an! d if you don't why youshould.


• Vacuums are nothings. We only mention them to let them know we knowthey're there.


• Some people can tell what time it is by looking at the sun. But I havenever been able to make out the numbers.


• To most people solutions mean finding the answers. But to chemistssolutions are things that are still all mixed up.


• In looking at a drop of water under a microscope, we find there aretwice as many H's as O's.


• Clouds are high flying fogs.


• I am not sure how clouds get formed. But the clouds know how to do it,and that is the important thing.


• Clouds just keep circling the earth around and around. And around.There is not much else to do.


• Cyanide is so poisonous that one drop of it on a dogs tongue will killthe strongest man.


• A blizzard is when it snows sideways.


• A monsoon is a French gentleman.


• Thunder is a rich source of loudness.


• Isotherms and isobars are even more important than their names sound.


• It is so hot in some places that the people there have to live in otherplaces.


• Wind is like the air, only pushier.


• "Water is composed of two gins, Oxygin and Hydrogin. Oxygin is puregin. Hydrogin is gin and water."


• "H20 is hot water, and CO2 is cold water."


• "Three kinds of blood vessels are arteries, vanes, and caterpillars."


• "Dew is formed on leaves when the sun shines down on them and makesthem perspire."


• "Mushrooms always grow in damp places and so they look like umbrellas."


• "The body consists of three parts - the brainium, the borax and theabominable cavity. The brainium contains the brain, the borax contains thehea! rt and lungs, and the abominable cavity contains the bowels, of whichthere are five - a, e,i, o and u."


• "Rhubarb: a kind of celery gone bloodshot."


• "Vacuum: A large, empty space where the pope lives."


• "The alimentary canal is located in the northern part of Indiana ."


• "Equator: A managerie lion running around the Earth through Africa ."


• "Germinate: To become a naturalized German."


• "To keep milk from turning sour: keep it in the cow."