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Monday, March 27, 2006

Amazing answers by kids in their exams


This is something which makes me smile. Yeah, they answers given by Kids… they are so innocent and cute ones around us. I cannot believe, we were also like them few years back :D. I would sometimes like to bring the kid inside me out and enjoy as they do. That’s so much of fun. When I read these answers, I was laughing like anything. See, it will also make you smile.

Following are some of the answers provided by kids in their exams
  • A vibration is a motion that cannot make up its mind which way it wantsto go.

  • The tides are a fight between the Earth and Moon. All water tendstowards the moon, because there is no water in the moon, and nature abhorsa vacuum. I forget where the sun joins in this fight.

  • There is a tremendous weight pushing down on the center of the Earthbecause of so much population stomping around up here these days.

  • When you breathe, you inspire. When you do not breathe, you expire.

  • Many dead animals in the past changed to fossils while others preferredto be oil.

  • Genetics explain why you look like your father an! d if you don't why youshould.

  • Vacuums are nothings. We only mention them to let them know we knowthey're there.

  • Some people can tell what time it is by looking at the sun. But I havenever been able to make out the numbers.

  • To most people solutions mean finding the answers. But to chemistssolutions are things that are still all mixed up.

  • In looking at a drop of water under a microscope, we find there aretwice as many H's as O's.

  • Clouds are high flying fogs.

  • I am not sure how clouds get formed. But the clouds know how to do it,and that is the important thing.

  • Clouds just keep circling the earth around and around. And around.There is not much else to do.

  • Cyanide is so poisonous that one drop of it on a dogs tongue will killthe strongest man.

  • A blizzard is when it snows sideways.

  • A monsoon is a French gentleman.

  • Thunder is a rich source of loudness.

  • Isotherms and isobars are even more important than their names sound.

  • It is so hot in some places that the people there have to live in otherplaces.

  • Wind is like the air, only pushier.

  • "Water is composed of two gins, Oxygin and Hydrogin. Oxygin is puregin. Hydrogin is gin and water."

  • "H20 is hot water, and CO2 is cold water."

  • "Three kinds of blood vessels are arteries, vanes, and caterpillars."

  • "Dew is formed on leaves when the sun shines down on them and makesthem perspire."

  • "Mushrooms always grow in damp places and so they look like umbrellas."

  • "The body consists of three parts - the brainium, the borax and theabominable cavity. The brainium contains the brain, the borax contains thehea! rt and lungs, and the abominable cavity contains the bowels, of whichthere are five - a, e,i, o and u."

  • "Rhubarb: a kind of celery gone bloodshot."

  • "Vacuum: A large, empty space where the pope lives."

  • "The alimentary canal is located in the northern part of Indiana ."

  • "Equator: A managerie lion running around the Earth through Africa ."

  • "Germinate: To become a naturalized German."

  • "To keep milk from turning sour: keep it in the cow."


1 Comments:

  • At 11:49 PM, Anonymous Nidhi said…

    Very interesting post.

    I remember in one of my Hindi exam I have to write three different Thesaurus of Sun, I have written "Aag ka Gola" (ball of fire) hahahaha

    Cheers
    Nidhi

     

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