Don't copy if you can't paste

There is nothing like "moral of the story" type posts. Specially when I like story telling. So this is what happened at a training program for top management.

A well-known motivational speaker, gathering the entire crowd's attention,
said, "The best years of my life were spent in the arms of a woman who wasn't my wife!"

The crowd was shocked!

He followed up by saying, "That woman was my mother!"

The crowd burst into laughter and he gave his speech, which was well received.

About a week later, one of the top managers who had the training decided to use that
joke at his house. He tried to rehearse the joke in his head, but it was still a bit foggy.

He said loudly, "The greatest years of my life were spent in the arms of a woman who was not my wife!"

Naturally, his wife was shell-shocked! After standing there for almost 30 seconds trying
to recall the second half of the joke, the manager finally blurted out, "... and I can't remember
who she was !"

As expected, he got the thrashing of his life time .... :))

Moral of the story: Don't copy if you can't paste.

Why Co-ordination is Important

This is a pretty interesting fact, say, in your professional life or personal life. Without which probably, you cannot grow ahead in the career.

I am frustrated victim of chain mails

Hi dear, good you visited me here. Wait... don't go away. I would like you to be part of this frustrating situation as well :D.

Basically, I wanted to thank all my friends and family who have forwarded chain letters to me in 2003 & 2004 & 2005 & 2006 & 2007

Because of their kindness:

* I stopped drinking Coca Cola after I found out that it's good for removing toilet stains.

* I stopped going to the movies for fear of sitting on a needle infected with AIDS.

* I smell like a wet dog since I stopped using DEODRANTS because they cause CANCER.

* I don't leave my car in the parking lot or any other place and sometimes. I even HAVE TO WALK about 7 blocks for fear that someone will DRUG ME with a perfume sample and try to rob me.

* I also stopped ANSWERING THE PHONE for fear that they may ask me to dial a stupid number and then I get a PHONE BILL from with calls to Uganda , Singapore and Tokyo .

* I also stopped drinking anything OUTOF A CAN for fear that I will get sick from the RAT FECES and URINE.

* When I go to parties, I don't look at any girl, no matter how hot she is, for fear that she will take me to a hotel, DRUG ME then take my KIDNEYS and leave me taking a nap in a bathtub full of ice.

* I also donated all my savings to the Amy Bruce account. A sick girl that was about to die in the hospital about 7,000 times. (Poor girl! she's been 7 since 1993...)

! * I went BANKRUPT from bounced checks that I made expecting the $15,000 that Microsoft and AOL were supposed to send me when I participated in their special e-mail program would arrive soon.

* My FREE NOKIA PHONE never arrived and neither did the free passes for a paid vacation to DISNEYLAND.

* Still open to help some from Bulgaria who wants to use my account to transfer his UNCLE'S PROPERTY of SOME HUNDRED MILLIONS $$$$.

IMPORTANT NOTE: If you do not send this e-mail to at least 11,246 people in the next 10 mins, a bird will SH** on your head today at 6:30pm.

Help to Remove This Bug from My Code

Even if you are a hardcore programmer / software developer, I guarantee you that it would be very difficult for you to work on this code snippet. Simply take it as a challenge to remove the bug from the C program code below :)

/* a simple C program */

#include stdio.h;
#define LAST 10

int main()
{
int i, sum = 0;

for ( i = 1; i < = LAST; i++ )
{
sum += i;
}

/*-for-*/
printf("sum = %d\n", sum);
return 0;
}