Hilarious Court Cases

These are from a book called "Disorder in the Court." These are things people actually said in court, word for word, taken down and now published by court reporters - who had the torment of staying calm while these exchanges were actually taking place.

Q: What is your date of birth?
A: July fifteenth.
Q: What year?
A: Every year.
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Q: What was the first thing your husband said to you when he woke up that morning?
A: He said, "Where am I, Cathy?"
Q: And why did that upset you?
A: My name is Susan.
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Q: And where was the location of the accident?
A: Approximately milepost 499.
Q: And where is milepost 499?
A: Probably between milepost 498 and 500.
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Now doctor, isn't it true that when a person dies in his sleep, he doesn't know about it until the next morning?
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Q: Were you present when your picture was taken?
A: …
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Q: So the date of conception (of the baby) was August 8th?
A: Yes.
Q: And what were you doing at that time?
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Q: She had three children, right?
A: Yes.
Q: How many were boys?
A: None.
Q: Were there any girls?
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Q: How was your first marriage terminated?
A: By death.
Q: And by whose death was it terminated?
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Q: Can you describe the individual?
A: He was about medium height and had a beard.
Q: Was this a male or a female?
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Q: Doctor, how many autopsies have you performed on dead people?
A: All my autopsies are performed on dead people.
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Q: Do you recall the time that you examined the body?
A: The autopsy started around 8:30 p.m.
Q: And Mr. Dennington was dead at the time?
A: No, he was sitting on the table wondering why I was doing an autopsy.
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This one is too good...

Q: Doctor, before you performed the autopsy, did you check for a pulse?
A: No.
Q: Did you check for blood pressure?
A: No.
Q: Did you check for breathing?
A: No.
Q: So, then it is possible that the patient was alive when you began the autopsy?
A: No.
Q: How can you be so sure, Doctor?
A: Because his brain was sitting on my desk in a jar.
Q: But could the patient have still been alive nevertheless?
A: Yes, it is possible that he could have been alive and practicing
law somewhere.

Joke of the Day

A married couple was in a terrible accident where the man's face wasseverely burned. The doctor told the husband that they couldn't graftany skin from his body because he was too skinny. So the wife offered todonate some of her own skin.However, the only skin on her body that the doctor felt was suitablewould have to come from her buttocks. The husband and wife agreed that theywould tell no one about where the skin came from, and they requested that thedoctor also honor their secret. After all, this was a very delicatematter.After the surgery was completed, everyone was astounded at the man's newface. He looked more handsome than he ever had before! All his friendsand relatives just went on and on about his youthful beauty!One day, he was alone with his wife, and he was overcome with emotion ather sacrifice.He said, "Dear, I just want to thank you for everything you did for me.How can I possibly repay you?"She replied, "Darling, I get all the thanks I need every time I see yourmother kiss you on the cheek"...

Why Quota System is needed in Higher Education Mr. Arjun Singh - Enough is enough

Do anyone of you think that Mr. Arjun Singh is thinking anything good for our education system. Is it really going to help our education system???

IIM and IIT is a place where intelligence matters and not reservation. Mr Arjun Singh, are you going to repent after couple of years if you see inferior quality of graduates from these institutes. And why would you? Your task is done. Your aim seems to be the upcoming elections in five states.

Would you bring back those bright brains of India who are preparing to leave the country to get higher education abroad only because they could not get a sit in IIT or IIM.

Enough is enough, there should not be any reservation based on caste anymore. If you want to have reservation, yes have it but for financially backward class. This is where you need to bring them up. There should be no reservations based solely on the principles of caste and government should instead focus on providing quality primary education to all.

Its good to see that bloggers community have already started raising voice. One
of our blogger friends have created an Anti-Reservation Blogroll. Watch out
for it here. Entrance to the Shrine.: Anti-Reservations Blogroll.

Election Commission asks Mr. Arjun explaination | Read this Mandal Quiz

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